What game do mice love to play?
Hide and squeak.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the tire self-conscious?