What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?