What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Bears love exotic cars.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?