What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
How do bees get to school?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a retired vegetable?