What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?