What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do bears keep cool?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?