What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What stories are told by basketball players?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why does the orange always lose in races?