What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?