Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do bees gossip?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?