How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is sand so optimistic?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do frogs get to work?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?