How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?