What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
What's a forklift?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?