What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are grandkids so great?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are winter days great?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?