What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why didn't the melons get married?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What insect thinks it's a dog?