Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a pig thief?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call bears with no ears?