Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are books always so angry?
Which insect makes the best father?