Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"