When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?