Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?