Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do actors go to pray?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?