Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?