What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call the dog magician?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?