Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the bee sad?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do cows wear bells?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which president loved to take baths?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?