What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do billboards talk?
How long will dinner be?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which animals make the most honest judges?