What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which cats have the best manners?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which animal loves to have a good time?