What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What does a dog say before eating?