What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What math figure is also in the band?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?