Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What says: oom oom oom?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?