Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?