What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Do you know the name Pavlov?