What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?