Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the smallest lion?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?