What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How is life like toilet paper?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do baby apes sleep?