Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which cats love to be petted?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What name sounds like the past tense?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do cows say on NYE?