Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?