What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?