Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?