Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which subject has two parts?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?