What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the friendliest pen?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?