Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
When does a horse talk?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?