Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?