Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?