What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you make a cow float?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?