What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the most adorable season?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are winter days great?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?