What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?