Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?