What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call octopus twins?