Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?