What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is the beach so confident?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?