Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do you compliment a cat?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do porcupines always win the game?